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Don't eat mushroomsDon't eat mushrooms!Don't eat mushrooms by *Aetherwolf76
I was riding my lawnmower.
On a peanut butter sea.
The grass was made of coconut .
And waving back to me.
Dodging Drunken mermaids.
Who were hanging from a tree.
Heading to the pirate ship.
For treasure there would be.
The pirates were all cursing.
Bout the peg on Captains Knee.
And to the curse that smelled the worst.
Deodorant was free.
Chased by dancing frog legs
I upped the cut to three.
Then I woke.
And saw the joke.
Was what I saw.
I see.
